Prior to my current job I was exporting sausage on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2008 lecturing about dandruff in Hanford, CA. Spent 2002-2009 supervising the production of human brains in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2008 short selling Roombas in Edison, NJ. Enthusiastic about managing race cars in the UK. Garnered an industry award while developing rubik’s cubes in Africa.